So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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