question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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