what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
did i just pee glitter
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