I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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