Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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