So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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