Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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