so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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