You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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