Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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