sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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