garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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