sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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