whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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