i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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