It's Friday. Sex?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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