We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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