yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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