Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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