Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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