do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just want to make out with him forever
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