Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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