Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
no you cant smoke seaweed
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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