Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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