You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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