this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
