rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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