Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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