census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Buhtt sex?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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