I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's never too late to be topless.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize