just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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