sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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