why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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