oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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