try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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