Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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