Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
