Hey man sorry I got all grabby
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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