I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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