I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This house was built for laser tag.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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