she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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