You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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