Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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