we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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