Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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