No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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