So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize