I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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