did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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