I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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