On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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