he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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