Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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