Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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